Perhaps many friends who have asked me "You are the right person" don't know the meme "You are asking the right person". Now, the editor of Source Code.com shared the "You are asking the right person" meme. You may have questions in this regard. Friends, take a look below, maybe it can help you.
This meme belongs to a meme created jointly by the whole people.
The cause was that an UP blogger posted a video asking for help "Surgical suturing! Why is it higher and lower after I sewed it?"
It can be seen that this is a discussion among medical students, and many medical students have answered this question below:
This netizen looks very professional at first glance.
But later on, the painting style gradually started to become a bit outrageous, and various professional experts gave "professional answers".
1. An administrative management student said: You are asking the right person. I am studying administrative management. We cannot give you a clear answer to this question at the moment. We have to go back to have a meeting to discuss it and then give you an answer within 60 days. If we don’t give it within 60 days, , we will have another meeting to discuss it. Or if you are in a hurry, you can also ask other departments. After all, this matter is not just our responsibility.
2. A civil engineering classmate said: You are asking the right person. I majored in civil engineering. Your kind of behavior is wrong. Generally, it is caused by the uneven sinking of the joints of the pavement panel under the action of vehicle loads; or the warping of the panels at the joints under the action of temperature and humidity gradients. As for the solution, I think the picture in your picture is slightly misaligned. You can use drilling and grouting to raise the sinking plate; or you can use manual chiseling or mechanical grinding.
3. A law student said: You are asking the right person. I am a law student and I don’t know. However, if it is due to serious irresponsibility that the patient dies or seriously damages the patient’s health, it should be classified as medical treatment. The crime of accident shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years or criminal detention.
4. A classmate from New Oriental said: You have asked the right person. I am a chef. The most suitable meat for this piece of meat is cherry meat. Cut it into 2.5 cm square pieces. Add onion and ginger cooking wine to the pot under cold water to remove the fishy smell. Add a little salt and five-spice powder to give it a base flavor. After boiling, simmer for half an hour, remove the spices and drain the water. Coat them with batter, heat the oil to 50% heat, deep-fry and remove. Heat the oil to 60 to 70% hot until golden brown. Then stir-fry the sugar until slightly brown, add a small amount of water, tomato sauce, rice vinegar, a little salt, stir-fry the minced onions and ginger until thick, add the meat pieces to the pot, stir-fry evenly, add oil and put on a plate!
5. A classmate who studies art said: You are asking the right person. I study art. As long as I erase the highlights on the high side, they will become a flat surface.
6. A student in advertising design said: You have asked the right person. I studied advertising. I tell you very responsibly, after you sew a few more stitches and show them to the patient, the patient may prefer the uneven beauty of the first stitch.
7. A classmate who studied materials said: You have asked the right person. I study materials. This situation is called a dislocation in materials science. It is an internal microscopic defect in the crystal material, that is, a local irregular arrangement of atoms. Creating a dislocation in the opposite direction on the same dislocation plane causes both of them to disappear. Inserting impurities into the dislocation surface to increase pinning resistance can prevent the generation of dislocations. In human terms, push the high part back and align it before sewing.
The most enthusiastic ones were the students who had learned PS and took action directly:
This classmate is undoubtedly the best answer...